I’m sure you’ve all had them: the weird, the normal, the WTF, the “why are you searching for that??”, the “student who wants you to write their Gatsby paper”. The search terms. Oh the glory – oh the fun. I’m procrastinating on my other work right now, so let’s take a journey down my list of search terms that wordpress has compiled for me.
#1: Logan Lerman Smut
I’m sure I’m not helping by putting it into a post, but A) you won’t find that here, and B) wouldn’t it be more helpful to actually go on a website dedicated to that stuff instead of googling it? Just a thought.
#2: Banging head against wall gif/hitting head against wall gif
Now this, you will find. Welcome, my friend.
#3: mortal instruaments city of bones how many books are there?
4: what is a good pun for the great gatsby movie?
*clears throat* Ahem: Leonardo DiCaprio is a great Gatsby. You’re welcome.
5: mispronouncing lingerie
I did tell that story once, didn’t I? Welp, apparently it’s lawn-ger-ay, not ling-er-y. Go forth and don’t make the same mistake I did.
6: enter at your own risk supernatural
Where was that warning sign when I clicked play on S1E1 on Netflix? WHERE WAS MY SAVIOR
7: teen wolf gay character
All of them. They’re gay. You’re gay. You cannot escape the gay.
8: what i admire not who i admire
Well that’s surprisingly deep. Excuse me while I have an existential crisis over here.
9: books to save from a fire
10: is there a book report on the titan’s curse?
But seriously, if you have questions about anything, I’m all over the whole discussion thing. I just won’t write the sucker
11: my teenager got a pixie cut
CONGRATULATIONS!!! She has just done what is arguably the most liberating thing in the entire world. And I bet she looks damn fine on top of that
12: should i put gay characters in my story?
Do gay people exist?
13: i read paperbacks so hardbacks don’t hit me in the face
Someone’s been reading on their back again. Or, your hardbacks are sentient, and in that case can I please have your address so I can visit them?
14: who killed travis in breathless by lurlene mcdaniel
When you know can you please hand over the tire iron and point me in the right direction?
15: kayla chiara sanchez
OMG CHIARA WE REALLY ARE MARRIED
Well THAT was fun! I made myself laugh, so either I’m officially insane or I’m more hilarious than I thought. EITHER WAY: enjoy!